Monday, March 12, 2012
Super Top Secret
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Sunday, November 20, 2011
Flying Clocks, Kewl Chops & Boob Rests?
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| 10. Mr. Comfy Pillow |
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| 9. TV Glasses |
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| 8. Frobish's Flying Clock |
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| 7. Kewl Chops |
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| 6. Chillax Boob Rest |
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| 5. Morning Java |
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| 4. The First Water Noodles |
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| 3. Shoe-brellas |
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| 2. The Toilet Bowl |
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| 1. Frobish's Hearing Aids |
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Very Rare Lobsteroid's Comic book revealed!
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| Photo courtesy R. Peterson, Lower Level |
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A spokeswoman for one scientist reported that the finer hotel rooms in the area are sure to be booked ahead in Portland, ME this summer. She told us that many of her colleagues are anticipating having to secure accommodations in advance! This is further effected by the large number of cruise ships expected to port in Portland. Officials couldn't be reached for any further comments.
Whale watch tour guide's have been overheard commenting about how excited all the seals and whales seemed to be acting lately. Is this simply a coincidence? You will have to decide for yourself.
Monday, November 14, 2011
Deal in the works - talks continue
This is very good news for fans of the film who are anxiously waiting to see and hear what Jim Peterson and the Lower Level team has done - and for collectors who want to have a complete library of the 1989 film.
Autumn Pictures and Lower Level have committed to an aggressive marketing and promotional plan for Lobsteroids and look forward to moving forward on the project.
http://lobsteroids.com
Stay updated on this blog!
Saturday, November 5, 2011
How did they do it?
November 6, 2011Portland, ME - The folks at Lower Level have outdone themselves this year by reproducing an authentic abstract piece of art in the form of "Lobsteroids, the Movie?" - an independent film originally shot in the late 80's and reconstituted over the last eleven months using 20 year old footage and the latest in digital video technology.
"Lobsteroids, the Movie?" - Creator's Cut.
It's all about music and electrically stimulated lobsters who get doused with massive amounts of steroids and turn into giant, mutated Lobsteroids that are somehow attracted to (enraged by) music.
"Music, music - it's got to have something to do with the music!" - Dr. Walter Frobish
Lobsteroids is filled with local and regional bands that appear in the movie performing their music. The music is interwoven into the story - and creates a unique viewing and listening experience for the audience!
Why re-cut ?
The film was never really finished in the eyes of it's creator, writer and director Jim Peterson. When it was "released" in 1990 - the movie was an underground success, reportedly one of the most requested movie rentals from Videoport in Portland, Maine. "Lobsteroids" was shown at the Maine Festival on the last day as a main event - the large audience watched intently... and at the end stood and applauded to the delight of the entire production staff. However, Jim Peterson knew the film was still missing a few important pieces - and there were a few parts of the movie that needed further attention in post production.
About a decade or so later, one of the original producer's of the movie created a REDUX version on DVD, which is the form most people today would recognize it in... However, not to take anything away from the REDUX version - but it really lost its soul as an abstract piece of art and music. Almost all of the music was removed (they cut down the music videos to shorten the movie) and many of the scenes were re-organized. The biggest issue was that the film's creator Jim Peterson was not involved at all with the re-editing. As a result, none of his "fixes" were addressed and certain scenes were never added.
Present Day
Enter Jim Peterson, his son Rich Peterson and Adobe Creative Suite Professional.
At 19 and just out of High School, Rich worked for his Dad on the original production of Lobsteroids in 1989. Rich had gained valuable experience in film/video as a founding member of the Media Crew at South Portland High School. He shot, edited and recorded voice over’s and music for many local television productions and was introduced to non-linear editing when it first came out. Nearly two decades later Rich and Jim now work together in the television and film industry. They have collaborated on many projects over the last several years including a 13 part television series that is scheduled to be released nationally in 2012.
Having the creator of "Lobsteroids" back in the director's chair and a world of new video technology at their disposal, the team embarked on a wonderful journey back to 1989 - and to now. Rich Peterson acted as 2nd Unit Director and editor on this latest release. He undertook a mind boggling job that entailed digitally capturing footage from a variety of sources and re-creating the movie to it's original form (including all original music/music videos) - and making improvements to the movie as envisioned by Jim Peterson. Major work included storyline fixes, added/deleted scenes, and additional sound effects and completely re-mixed audio.
Okay, finally an answer to "How did they do it?"
Simple, take Jim Peterson's vision and 40 plus years of film-making knowledge, add Rich Peterson's 20 plus years of technical expertise and creative talent - mix with efforts from several key players including Joe Brien (sound recording expert, creative influence and member of the original production staff and associate producer in 1989) and others including Robert Arsenault (Photoshop, after effects, assistant editor), producers Dan Shea & Vincent Bruni and the support and patience of their families and business associates for eleven months - and of course the beloved computers (PC and Mac) and Chris and Walter at I/O computer... chill, stir, and serve - whalla!
It took just about a year from the day the crew started importing and cataloging footage to completing the process of rendering "Lobsteroids, the Movie?" Creator's Cut DVD, with music CD containing 20 songs and Special Features DVD. The importing and editing was done using Adobe Premiere Pro as part of Adobe Creative Suite Professional (CS3, CS4 and CS5.) Digital video (non-linear) editing has come a LONG way since 1989 - and is being used more and more by major production houses. Recently film-makers have used Adobe CS in major motion picture productions including Avatar, Dust to Glory, Superman Returns (for the video capture process), Captain Abu Raed, The Social Network and Monsters.
The folks at Lower Level have successfully saved a truly classic cult film from 1989 that was at risk of being misunderstood, lost and possibly forgotten forever... Phew. Rumor has it there is a VERY LIMITED EDITION in circulation for $30.
Lobsteroids, the Movie? - Creator's Cut, Collector's Edition 3 Disk set - DVD widescreen movie, DVD special features and 20 song CD with never before released tracks, including the Lobsteroids Theme Song and some new stuff (are you Paranoid?) A combo package, DVD's and CD (including singles) will be available after the re-premiere of the movie this winter at retailers and the web via iTunes, Amazon and others.
For more information visit LOBSTEROIDS online.
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Above: Lobster Central (Lower Level world headquarters.)
Above: One of the editing suites
Above: Another shot of one of the editing suites
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Trick or Treat?
It's confirmed: Lobster Central will be giving away copies of a very Special Halloween Edition release that will be delivered on DVD, VHS and electronically via download. Fans of the film can win the Special Collector's Edition Combo Pack DVD/CD - with special features, music videos and never before released footage by keeping an eye on the web:
More halloween stuff:
http://digg.com/news/offbeat/best_halloween_costume_design_ever_pic
Friday, October 28, 2011
VHS Re-purpopsing Program
Customers who do not have (or wish to have) a VHS videotape machine should not be afraid - anyone who purchases a previously loved VHS tape that has been re-purposed will receive an all access pass and ticket to the Rock Off 1989 Music Festival. Each ticket is unique - every one grants the bearer one free download of Lobsteroids, the Movie? that they can watch on a PC, iPod, tablet, Mac or even TV (special one time burn your own DVD!)
That's not all! The ticket also grants the bearer access to the entire Lobsteroids music library in MP3 format for their own personal use! Like 18 plus songs from the 80's and today. Rock, metal, country, pop, jazz, oldies, grunge - and more!
Wait, there's more! Random "golden tickets" will be distributed and winners will get a copy of the Special Edition, Creator's Cut DVD & CD Combo pack... others will win even bigger prizes including a Lobster Dinner for 2, Booze Cruise Tix, Merchandise - oh, and a FREE iPad?

So, what's not to love?
Seriously, check this out, from TreeHugger.com:
"VHS tapes and CDs are on the decline, indeed with the last major VHS supplier closing its doors, and both will soon be kaput.
For the majority of us, VHS tapes are something still hanging around the house just because we haven't bothered to (or needed to) replace the movie with a DVD version. But we all most likely haven't actually purchased a VHS in a very, very long time.
"It's dead, this is it, this is the last Christmas, without a doubt," Distribution Video Audio co-owner Ryan Kugler told the L.A. Times. "I was the last one buying VHS and the last one selling it, and I'm done. Anything left in the warehouse we'll just give away or throw away."
Well, hopefully not throw away. With luck, they'll recycle or reuse what they can. With luck..."
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2008/12/vhs-tapes-and-cds-take-final-bows-no-encore.php
No purchase necessary to enter the golden ticket drawing - submit a request to join Lobster Central at http://lobsteroids.com for a chance to win!
Saturday, October 1, 2011
Warning! Warning!

The following is a transcription of the message sent from above believed to have been generated in the late 1980's from somewhere in outer space:
###.@.***:] || Watch WORP-TV3 for the latest breaking news and other useless information to numb you into submission as we suck your brain and soul for everything you've got - submit now you stupid humans! The only salvation is solving riddle #43. Watch Lobsteroids the Movie? 2011 Creator's Cut (REDUX) Coming Soon... or the worthless little marble you call a planet will cease to exist after 2012... (we need time to take the rest of your salt.) Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause and please have a nice day. || [:***.@.### <3
This transmission was edited to fit the amount of characters allowed.
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Hacked! Lobsteroids alternate ending revealed?
The clip will be published here, very very very soon!
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Dunnies influence in a Rock and Roll World - the Joe Brien Interview, in his own words:
This is very rare footage acquired from an anonymous source. A snip it from the in-depth interview recorded recently at an undisclosed location somewhere in the South Pacific, during post production of Lobesteroids, the Movie? Redux. Creators Cut 2011.
Thursday, September 1, 2011
BREAKING NEWS! Our sources have uncovered this exclusive report:
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Thursday, August 11, 2011
New Trailer for the Movie?
They are called Lobsteroids, and they are on a rampage!
Footage collected from various sources (circa late 1980's) was recently unearthed by Lower Level Comics. Funny thing, Lobsteroids Creator Jim Peterson and his son Rich happen to own Lower Level. Hence the first ever release of the film "Lobsteroids" the way it was intended to be shown... Lobsteroids was filmed in Portland (and SoPo) Maine and will be released under the following title:
"Lobsteroids, the Movie?" - Creator's Cut - Special Edition
The film includes all of the original music videos, plus never before seen footage!
The release date is still a secret, but word has it that you will be able to order the limited edition collectors set VERY SOON!
Email frobish@lobsteroids.com FMI
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Friday, July 1, 2011
Production Update
Currently in post production at AMS/Lower Level, the final editing has been completed for the 2011 release of the movie in its original form - the way the creators intended it. Updated with new sound effects, more music, music videos, and more!
Lobsteroids creator, writer and director Jim Peterson says that he is, "excited to see the film in the form I originally intended. It is supposed to be campy, fun, full of music and enjoyable for everyone - including children."
Rich Peterson, Jim's son, has been hard at work. "This was an epic endeavor, we gathered all the original footage we could - from various old VHS copies and a few DVD's. We spent a lot of time importing, encoding and cataloging the scenes using the latest and greatest professional video editing software. Having been a part of the original filming in 1988 - 1999, I was just as pleased as my Dad with the end result! Cooky and fun, this movie should entertain the viewers like nothing before."
Exclusive: for readers of this blog - a link to the private video of the trailer (in production) is available: Lobsteroids Trailer on YouTube
The producers have announced plans for a really cool and engaging project titled "Lobsteroids, the Movie? Go ahead punk, make my trailer." This "contest" will encourage young editors to show off their skills by creating a trailer for the movie. Lower Level will be releasing a catalog of clips, sound effects and other media to the general public - contestants will be allowed to download the media and create their own trailer. There will be several catagories, and winning trailers will be released with the film on DVD!
Keep checking this blog for updates - and feel free to keep an eye on http://lobsteroids.com as the new site will be fully operational very soon!


















