Thursday, September 1, 2011
BREAKING NEWS! Our sources have uncovered this exclusive report:
West Palm Beach, FL - A top secret film from 1961 was uncovered in a hidden closet at the Kennedy Compound in West Palm Beach Florida. The facts that will be revealed to prove the conspiracy of the Lobsteroids started when the "Frobish Electrical Muscle Stimulation" experiments on lobsters were secretly funded by the Kennedy family fortune. The first Kennedy-Frobish link was established when Joseph Kennedy Sr. took his son Jack to pre WWII Germany, and met a young Walter Frobish.
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My ex-brother in law had an 18ft dory with a small inboard motor that he used to pull a few lobster traps he'd set for his own food. One Saturday morning in the summer of 1988 we went down to the east end beach where he had it moored for the summer,only to find that the boat had been sunk. Now that don't sound odd, but it's the way it was broken up that made it a complete mystery. We found the back 1/4 of the hull, on the rocks to the right of the beach. It looked like it had been cut off with a pair of scissors except that the edges were all crushed and splintered. It was the strangest thing I'd ever seen. The mystery remained until we heard waterfront rumors about giant lobsters that were wrecking more havoc all along the shoreline.
ReplyDeletethat is so freaky. When I was a youngin - living in Portland, I recall opening a can of B&M baked beans that had a weird indentation on it. At first I didn't think much of it - until I saw the photos I got in the mail from an anonymous source at the beanery - that showed pallets of beans cut in half! The company salvaged all the unopened yet dented cans and donated them to local food banks. Anyway, when I compared the indentations on pallets of beans in the photos at B&M to the shape of a giant lobster claw I was surprised to see a near 100% perfect match. I'm no forensic examiner, but anyone could see the comparison.
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