Sunday, October 30, 2011

Live from Lobster Central

Tune in NOW

Lobsteroids will be live from Maine in about 26 minutes...

LIVE HERE ON USTREAM

Special Super Secret Preview

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQItRuf87wA

Trick or Treat?

Lower Level is pulling out all stops. Beginning at 10:31 PM and 11 seconds Lobster Central will begin broadcasting a very rare limited edition version of Lobsteroids, the Movie? on the web - and giving away treats to fans. Word has it there is some kind of free Halloween Trick or Treat "game" that users can play again and again to win fabulous things!



It's confirmed: Lobster Central will be giving away copies of a very Special Halloween Edition release that will be delivered on DVD, VHS and electronically via download. Fans of the film can win the Special Collector's Edition Combo Pack DVD/CD - with special features, music videos and never before released footage by keeping an eye on the web:
More halloween stuff:

http://digg.com/news/offbeat/best_halloween_costume_design_ever_pic

Friday, October 28, 2011

VHS Re-purpopsing Program

Wanna re-purpose and old VHS tape?

The folks at Lobster Central have introduced their own VHS recycling program! The company will release special edition copies of Lobsteroids, the Movie? on re-used VHS tapes in an effort to reduce, re-use and recycle!

Customers who do not have (or wish to have) a VHS videotape machine should not be afraid - anyone who purchases a previously loved VHS tape that has been re-purposed will receive an all access pass and ticket to the Rock Off 1989 Music Festival. Each ticket is unique - every one grants the bearer one free download of Lobsteroids, the Movie? that they can watch on a PC, iPod, tablet, Mac or even TV (special one time burn your own DVD!)

That's not all! The ticket also grants the bearer access to the entire Lobsteroids music library in MP3 format for their own personal use! Like 18 plus songs from the 80's and today. Rock, metal, country, pop, jazz, oldies, grunge - and more!

Wait, there's more! Random "golden tickets" will be distributed and winners will get a copy of the Special Edition, Creator's Cut DVD & CD Combo pack... others will win even bigger prizes including a Lobster Dinner for 2, Booze Cruise Tix, Merchandise - oh, and a FREE iPad?

So for those of you who bothered to read this far - ye shall be rewarded with the opportunity to get your hands on a super top-secret underground VHS release of Lobsteroids, the Movie?, electronic download, mp3's - and a chance to win one of many great additional prizes for a mere 30 bucks! How? Copies will be available on Halloween at Strange Maine and select outlets (like Bull Moose.) Details to follow!

So, what's not to love?

Seriously, check this out, from TreeHugger.com:

"VHS tapes and CDs are on the decline, indeed with the last major VHS supplier closing its doors, and both will soon be kaput.

For the majority of us, VHS tapes are something still hanging around the house just because we haven't bothered to (or needed to) replace the movie with a DVD version. But we all most likely haven't actually purchased a VHS in a very, very long time.

"It's dead, this is it, this is the last Christmas, without a doubt," Distribution Video Audio co-owner Ryan Kugler told the L.A. Times. "I was the last one buying VHS and the last one selling it, and I'm done. Anything left in the warehouse we'll just give away or throw away."

Well, hopefully not throw away. With luck, they'll recycle or reuse what they can. With luck..."


http://www.treehugger.com/files/2008/12/vhs-tapes-and-cds-take-final-bows-no-encore.php

No purchase necessary to enter the golden ticket drawing - submit a request to join Lobster Central at http://lobsteroids.com for a chance to win!

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Warning! Warning!


The following is a transcription of the message sent from above believed to have been generated in the late 1980's from somewhere in outer space:
###.@.***:] || Watch WORP-TV3 for the latest breaking news and other useless information to numb you into submission as we suck your brain and soul for everything you've got - submit now you stupid humans! The only salvation is solving riddle #43. Watch Lobsteroids the Movie? 2011 Creator's Cut (REDUX) Coming Soon... or the worthless little marble you call a planet will cease to exist after 2012... (we need time to take the rest of your salt.) Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause and please have a nice day. || [:***.@.### <3
This transmission was edited to fit the amount of characters allowed.