Warning! Warning!

The following is a transcription of the message sent from above believed to have been generated in the late 1980's from somewhere in outer space:

###.@.***:] || Watch WORP-TV3 for the latest breaking news and other useless information to numb you into submission as we suck your brain and soul for everything you've got - submit now you stupid humans! The only salvation is solving riddle #43. Watch Lobsteroids the Movie? 2011 Creator's Cut (REDUX) Coming Soon... or the worthless little marble you call a planet will cease to exist after 2012... (we need time to take the rest of your salt.) Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause and please have a nice day. || [:***.@.### <3

This transmission was edited to fit the amount of characters allowed.