Giant Claw Unearthed in Portland, MaineOfficials from government agencies all over the world have reportedly visited Portland, Maine recently to investigate the remains of giant, potentially mutated, steroid-ed lobsters that are somehow attracted to the frequency of music.
No one will talk, but they all seem to remember. Not even the mayor, chief of police or President of POI, the Portland Oceanographic Institute will confirm or deny the facts. No one seems to be able to answer some very simple questions:
Are Lobsteroids real? Are they lurking low in the deep dark waters of Casco Bay? Well, if the latest news about professional baseball players juicing it up during the 90's isn't enough evidence to convince you that the rampant use of steroids extends into our food chain via creatures sporting exoskeletons, then there's no way you'd believe a tail like this one!
In the late 1980's a scientist on Peak's Island in scenic Casco Bay (Maine) was working on stimulating the growth of lobsters using electricity. One night, a scornful villain broke into his lab and did a dreadful thing. He doused them lobsters with a massive amount of steroids.
While the song "Warning, warning" eerily emanated from lobster scientist Dr. Frobish's young, and very attractive daughter Phoebe's radio, a chain reaction ensued resulting in near catastrophe. The events lead to what has been described by esteemed local reporter Tom Ankerham as "a travesty wrapped in mystery inside an enigma!"
I will be posting more evidence of these so called "Lobsteroids" as I have happened upon quite a collection of interesting facts, video evidence and audio recordings that can only be described as awesome.
Visit often my fellow believers.
In the late 1980's a scientist on Peak's Island in scenic Casco Bay (Maine) was working on stimulating the growth of lobsters using electricity. One night, a scornful villain broke into his lab and did a dreadful thing. He doused them lobsters with a massive amount of steroids.
While the song "Warning, warning" eerily emanated from lobster scientist Dr. Frobish's young, and very attractive daughter Phoebe's radio, a chain reaction ensued resulting in near catastrophe. The events lead to what has been described by esteemed local reporter Tom Ankerham as "a travesty wrapped in mystery inside an enigma!"
I will be posting more evidence of these so called "Lobsteroids" as I have happened upon quite a collection of interesting facts, video evidence and audio recordings that can only be described as awesome.
Visit often my fellow believers.
I heard the real reason they filled in the old east end pool was to cover up a giant Lobsteroid carcus that had floated ashore.
ReplyDeleteI heard from a former life gaurd, who was sworn to secrecy or else he wouldn't get the promotion to work at the landfill on Riverside.
ReplyDeleteApparently, there are a bunch of them buried out there and all around the adjoining golf course.